When I asked you for a chai latte, what I meant to say was:
"I was walking past. I saw you in the window. I only came in here because I had to know what your voice sounded like".
But instead of saying that, I just got really nervous and ordered the first thing on the menu. I don’t even know what the fuck chai is. Or latte for that matter.
When God made you, he cussed for the first time. He turned to an angel, gave him a high five and said “Goddamn, I’m good!”
You are that beautiful.
I’ve spent the last five days trying to figure out how I’m going to introduce myself to you properly and I think I finally figured it out. It’s gonna be something like “Hi.”
That’s all I’ve got so far.
But I think it’s a good start.”
So lemme get this straight
this is ok and sexy and fun haha
This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern
THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT
Is this correct?
reblogging a gain
Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary