Just call me Sassy Libby

Unpopular in real life, maybe Tumblr will be different.

whitewhine:

"It’s fucking 10am"
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

When I asked you for a chai latte, what I meant to say was:

"I was walking past. I saw you in the window. I only came in here because I had to know what your voice sounded like".

But instead of saying that, I just got really nervous and ordered the first thing on the menu. I don’t even know what the fuck chai is. Or latte for that matter.

When God made you, he cussed for the first time. He turned to an angel, gave him a high five and said “Goddamn, I’m good!”

You are that beautiful.

I’ve spent the last five days trying to figure out how I’m going to introduce myself to you properly and I think I finally figured it out. It’s gonna be something like “Hi.”

That’s all I’ve got so far.

But I think it’s a good start.

—   "To girl who works at Starbucks down the street from my house on Del Mar Heights Road (I swear to God, I’m not a stalker)" - Rudy Francisco (via fuckyeahrudyfrancisco)

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Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets
"There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t dancing at all, but reaching down and throwing small crabs into the sea. "Young man, what are you doing?" he asked. "Throwing crabs back into the sea" he replied, "they’ll die if I don’t help them." The old man looked down at the hundreds of small crabs scattered on the beach for miles. "But there must be millions of them," the old man told him aghast. "You can’t possibly make a difference." The young man bent down, picked up another crab and threw it into the ocean. "It made a difference to that one.""

lesbianships:

sonianeverland:

barbiefett:

azurite-crystals:

So lemme get this straight

Robin Thicke

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this is ok and sexy and fun haha

Justin Timberlake

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This is ok and artsy and oh wow how modern

Miley Cyrus

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THIS IS OBSCENE WHAT A SLUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT SHES DOING THIS IS MADDNESS HOW DARE SHE WHAT A SLUT WHAT DOES HER FATHER THINK I AM GOING TO FAINT

Is this correct?

reblogging a gain

Because naked women have to be under a man’s control or else they’re dangerous and scary

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amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

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